The Deal Obituary Generator

Honor the deals that didn't make it this year. Create a proper memorial for your closed-lost opportunities - because every dead deal deserves a dignified farewell.

Enter the details of your fallen deal to generate a proper memorial.

• Company Name
• Deal Size (ARR)
• Lost Reason
  Select a reason...
• Month Closed Lost
  Select month...

Generate Obituary ⚰️

A festive gag from Letterdrop - we help you revive deals, not bury them. Usually.